Hot Dogs: A Love Letter from Baron Von Swine
Well, well, well, look who’s wandered into my corner of the internet. Welcome, my fine friends, to the world of Rudy’s Bar & Grill—where the beer is cheap, the vibes are unbeatable, and the hot dogs are… FREE. That’s right, free. And as Rudy’s official mascot, hot dog connoisseur, and all-around charming pig, I, Baron Von Swine, am here to wax poetic about the true hero of this dive bar: the hot dog.
Why Hot Dogs? Because I Said So.
Some bars toss you a bowl of peanuts or a handful of pretzels. Cute. But Rudy’s? We do things differently. We give you a hot dog. For free. With every drink purchase. Why? Because peanuts don’t scream “New York City.” Hot dogs do. And also because I said so. (I’m the mascot—I have that kind of pull around here.)
How to Eat a Rudy’s Hot Dog Like a Baron
Eating one of our hot dogs isn’t just a snack; it’s an experience. Lucky for you, I’ve got the ultimate guide to doing it right:
1. Step One: Order a drink. (This isn’t charity, people. No drink, no dog. Don’t make me enforce the rules.)
2. Step Two: Pick up your hot dog. Unless you say otherwise, it’s coming dressed to impress with ketchup and mustard. Not your style? Speak up before it’s served—our bartenders are pros, not mind readers.
3. Step Three: Devour it. I don’t care how you eat it—two bites, ten bites, or one unhinged jaw moment. Just enjoy it.
4. Step Four: Repeat… after you grab another drink. (Yep, it’s one hot dog per drink. Don’t try to sweet-talk the bartender—I’ve already taught them all my tricks.)
Hot Dog FAQs (From the Pig Who Knows Everything)
How many hot dogs can I eat? One per drink, my friend. You want another? Time to grab another round. Fair’s fair.
Are they really free? Yes, my friends. Free. Zero dollars. All you need is a drink in your hand and a smile on your face.
Can I bring my own toppings? Sure, but why bother? These hot dogs come perfectly dressed with ketchup and mustard. Unless, of course, you’re one of those “plain hot dog” people. We don’t judge. (Okay, maybe a little.)
A Hot Dog Legacy
Let me tell you a little secret: Rudy’s has been slinging hot dogs for decades, and I like to think I had something to do with it. Legend has it, back in the day, I suggested the idea to keep customers happy and full. (Okay, maybe I just stood outside looking adorable, but I’m taking credit anyway.) Either way, these hot dogs have become as iconic as Rudy’s neon sign or my dashing good looks.
What Makes Rudy’s Hot Dogs Special?
It’s not just the fact that they’re free. It’s the history. The charm. The fact that you’re eating a hot dog in one of NYC’s most legendary dive bars. It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else. And if you pair it with our drink specials? Chef’s kiss. (Or should I say pig’s snout?)
Hot Dogs: The Dive Bar MVP
So, here’s the deal. You can go to a fancy bar with overpriced cocktails and tiny appetizers, or you can come to Rudy’s, grab a drink, and let me, Baron Von Swine, welcome you to the greatest free meal in town.
Oh, and before you dig in, make sure to snap a pic of your hot dog (or me—I don’t mind!) and tag us on Instagram [@rudysbar](https://www.instagram.com/rudysbar). I might be a pig, but I know a good photo op when I see one.
See you at the bar, friends. And don’t forget to say hi to me on your way in—I’ll be out front, keeping an eye on things. 🐷
Rudy’s is that true classic dive bar with that old style bar feel. Grab a pitcher of Rudy’s Blonde and dog. Fun and chill spot that should not be missed during a visit to N.Y.C.
A trip to NY isn’t complete without a trip to Rudy’s, a free dog, an adult beverage, and a word of greeting to the Baron.
Made our first visit to New York one to remember. We were so excited to see baron vonswine and the pink of Rudy’s blonde ( well actually a couple of pints) and the hot dogs were well worth the visit. Can’t wait until next time.